May 2013
hippyjamfest:
I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first
tyrannia:
in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there
jesuschristvevo:
the only thing i have going for me in life is that im not addicted to heroin
royal-high:
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
Watchmormondad:
this video turned me christian
bckwrds:
some of my friends are just talented in everything they do they are perfect angels
Me of course
